What does happen when God says cheers? I don’t know, but I heard he turned water into wine, and I haven’t had any wine since my KLM flight.

My company has offered us employees free tickets to a play: “When God Said Cheers,” “an intelligent comedy that makes you laugh and think at the same time! What happens when the man sitting next to you trying to snatch your drink happens to be God??!! When God Said Cheers!! is all that and a lot more.” The Statesman in New Delhi called it “A very interesting dialogue between Man and God.” The flyer goes on to say that the play “has been performed successfully in Hindi and in English.”

I’m telling you, it’s a unique brand of English here.

Verdict: I’ll go to the play if my coworkers do.