Cross Yourself 'Fore Crossing

Dude, you should see me cross the street. I act fearless. Dude, I got to. If I don’t, I’d never get across the street, or I’d look timid, therefore also looking like I just don’t fit in. Cross walks barely exist. Jay-walking through thick traffic is how it’s done. And you just gotta trust drivers won’t hit you. Sometimes you man up and just fucking step out in front of a car or autorickshaw and you just know he’s going to stop or at least swerve. Dude, I’ve gotta get cross the street, and I don’t want to look like a big pussy.