"Now, now, The Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!"

That was what Canada told the U.S. in the South Park Movie. When I make a phone call on my cell phone here, there is a song that plays for a few seconds instead of hearing the other person’s phone ringing. And so far, every phone call that I’m made on my cell has been none other than Bryan Adams’ “Summer of ’69.”

My friend here asked me, “Have you heard of this singer Bryan Adams?” “Are you serious?” “We love him.” I wasn’t going to dance last night, but all my coworkers got so fired up once “Karma Chameleon” came on, everyone insisted that truly, this was the song to dance to.